Nick Cannon is FIGHTING mad at Eminem for going hard at him and his wife, Mariah Carey, in his new song. Here’s what Nick had to say on his blog:

I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, “This is his new shit??? Wow, that’s too bad…”

Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldn’t let him get to second base from 8 years ago!

He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. That’s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick)

Only Slim Lamey! LOL!

But then Nick continues:

You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Paquiao vs. Hatton shit! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round!”

I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL.

Even though most people don’t know that I’m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude … a guy like that doesn’t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.