Sean “Diddy” Combs recently sat down with Playboy magazine and discussed his lone attempt at dealing drugs. Apparently, some of his buddies were selling down in Maryland and Washington D.C. and a juvenile and poor Diddy was jealous of their fancy cars and jewelry. He decided to hit the streets and make some dirty money as quickly as possible.

“I go out on the block, the strip where they’re selling drugs, and my man says, ‘OK, I’m going to give you this. You wait there. They’ll come up to you,’” Diddy recounted. “I’m out there five minutes when three cop cars pull up and officers jump out and start chasing me. I ran and got away. We convene in the same place two hours later. This time it’s dark, and all of a sudden a van pulls up. Cops jump out and start chasing me again. There’s a helicopter overhead with a light following me through the woods.”

Although helicopter cover for a basic street-level drug deal is almost unheard of, Puff continued, “I wanted to go home, but I didn’t know how to punk out and tell them. The cops were outside responding to a couple having an argument below us … I turned into a scared white Harvard student. God was sending me signals. I told my friends, ‘Thanks y’all, but no thanks. This game is not for me.’ I walked out that door, and I ain’t been around nobody with no drugs.”