CHRISTINA’S BLOODY MESS
Christina Aguilera’s vagina truly hates her…
The worst thing that could EVER happen to a woman in life is when she comes on her period, and there’s a full audience to witness it. Poor Christina Aguilera. Yesterday, the singer performed ‘At Last’ at the Californian funeral of the late great Etta James. While she delivered a stunning vocal performance, the unthinkable started to happen. Blood started to drip from Christina’s panties (I hate to say it but she more than likely wasn’t wearing any). Now I don’t know about you lot but if that were me and I felt a trickle of blood pouring down, I am scooting off the stage right to the bathroom to sort myself out. I know the show must go on but the public shame and humiliation just wouldn’t be worth it in the end and at least her dignity would still be in tact. We could easily have been spared a drip-free performance if Aggy showed some courtesy. She could have put her acting chops into play, feigned emotion and run off the stage. Then come back and resume the performance. Nobody would be mad at her.
The crazy thing about it is that she KNEW she was bleeding but opted to carry on with the performance. Just before she started singing, you could see her doing her best to wipe away the blood with her BARE HANDS. Then she touched the microphone that other people had to touch afterwards. Nasty. Check out the inset gif. I feel really bad for Aguilera though because if the whole world was talking about my leaky vagina I don’t think I’d ever be able to show my face again. I blame Lady Gaga for putting some devil-worshiping hex on the poor chick.
