DON’T BRING THIS STUFF TO THE INAUGURAL OF BARACK OBAMA!!!

These are the prohibited items at the inauguration next week:

Firearms and ammunition, real or fake

Explosives, including fireworks

Knives, blades, or sharp objects of any length

Mace and/or pepper spray

Sticks or poles

Hand tools, such as a “Leatherman”

Packages

Backpacks

Bicycles

Bags and purses larger than 8 inches by 6 inches by 4 inches

Duffel bags

Suitcases

Thermoses

Glass containers

Coolers

Strollers

Umbrellas

Laser pointers

Signs, posters

Tents or structures of any kind

Animals other than service animals

Alcoholic beverages